Wowbagger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[It's a Halo BETA]

lawl

"Comming" soon?
Halo fails, but mocking some of its many failures WINS

AlmightyHans responds:

ComMing soon, fucking self centered "m"asterchief HAD to add an extra M in there... ASSHOLE! I'll get him for this!!!

[Fjernsyn]

TV

Everyone calls it long-distance sight ;)

In Germany, for instance, it's Fernsehe, or "Far sight" and in English we use greek for far, "Tele" and sight, "Vision".
So you're no weird, just normal ;)

P.S. You like Robot Chicken by any chance?

Comlock responds:

aha, thanks for clearing that out=)
No, I have never seen an episode of robot chicken. I think I have to take a look at it some day

[360 - Console Wars]

hmmmm

Doesn't make much sense given that there are tonnes of 360s and very few PS3s because nobody wants one, even though it's more technically advanced, so it would make sense for the PS3s to be the outnumbered but strong spartans.

Also, the hunchback dude should have been included as a Wii or something.

Black-Fox5 responds:

Well, The name used for this movie is 360. So, If I use PS3 as spartan instead, the name won't fit. (PS300? Meh).
Thanks for Watching

[Genesis - The Creation]

lol:

Did he shout "KKKHHAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!"
I really hope so.

VectorStudios responds:

Why yes he did........I am so proud of you. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to figure that out. Thanks

[All Your Owls]

Meh

Seen a better version on another website, but can't mention it because "No promotion of unrelated web sites OR SO HELP ME GOD."
Bad score because so unoriginal

Paradox responds:

Meh, there are loads, so I agree, but come on, originality is not completely what makes a movie. You have to focus on other aspects too.

[Retards with guns]

Lol

Protected for LORDI

notfredryk responds:

Yeah, LORDI for life \,,/

[mission roflmuffin]

lol

Duuuuuuuuuude, what's the name of the music used?
Pllleeease don't say you just recorded it from the Protection flash, I wanna know where to get the real one from :P

WillPostForFood responds:

just recorded it from the Protection flash

[Fire Fry!]

LOOOLLL

Dude, that Rammstein song you used translates to Fire Freely, not Fire Fry.

Lafffooooo!

UberAoC responds:

AH AHHAHHAHAAHAH! OMG THAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY! I MUST NOT HAVE KNOWN THAT AT ALL! OMG LOL!

Seriously, it was done intentionally. It sounds like "Fire Fry". I kinda thought that people would catch onto that while watching the cartoon.

[_time_]

HMmm

As agreeable as the message is, the irony present lowers the score you could hope to get.

The quality of the art was generally poor (lots of compressed jpegs make baby Jesus cry) and the sound recording was abysmal.

It wasn't funny, and didn't provide any information which I am sure most of the Newgrounders didn't know anyway.

As a CC member yourself, try making some decent flashes to end the stereotype.

AlbinoClock responds:

I put this together rather hastily to meet the deadline I set and kept forgetting about (lol). I had the audio a while before, but yeah, it was a bit fucked.

I really have no idea how it got through the portal with a 3.38.

[Curse Of th Were-Clock 2]

That reeaaaly sucked,

But all the Iron Maiden was awesome.

RollOnClock responds:

meh