Wowbagger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All Your Owls]

Meh

Seen a better version on another website, but can't mention it because "No promotion of unrelated web sites OR SO HELP ME GOD."
Bad score because so unoriginal

Paradox responds:

Meh, there are loads, so I agree, but come on, originality is not completely what makes a movie. You have to focus on other aspects too.

[Retards with guns]

Lol

Protected for LORDI

notfredryk responds:

Yeah, LORDI for life \,,/

[mission roflmuffin]

lol

Duuuuuuuuuude, what's the name of the music used?
Pllleeease don't say you just recorded it from the Protection flash, I wanna know where to get the real one from :P

WillPostForFood responds:

just recorded it from the Protection flash

[Red Riding Hood]

Wow!

Talk about raising the bar, dude!

Absolutely awesome work, better not only than your previous work but also than the other flashes at Newgrounds! Keep it up :)

[Fire Fry!]

LOOOLLL

Dude, that Rammstein song you used translates to Fire Freely, not Fire Fry.

Lafffooooo!

UberAoC responds:

AH AHHAHHAHAAHAH! OMG THAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY! I MUST NOT HAVE KNOWN THAT AT ALL! OMG LOL!

Seriously, it was done intentionally. It sounds like "Fire Fry". I kinda thought that people would catch onto that while watching the cartoon.

[Meaning Of Life 2006]

Lawl

After playing F.E.A.R., i didn't even fucking blink. Except my ears hurt, you bastard! I had headphones on and turned up the volume for the music, you sly git!

Laffo, anyway.

[Nobody's Valentine]

Yo hate Valentine's Day?

He who hates Valentine's Day is clearlu just a sad, lonely, wanker with no woman to spend the day with ;)

I don't like it because of all the bastard commercialism, but I don't hate it because it's still fun.

[_time_]

HMmm

As agreeable as the message is, the irony present lowers the score you could hope to get.

The quality of the art was generally poor (lots of compressed jpegs make baby Jesus cry) and the sound recording was abysmal.

It wasn't funny, and didn't provide any information which I am sure most of the Newgrounders didn't know anyway.

As a CC member yourself, try making some decent flashes to end the stereotype.

AlbinoClock responds:

I put this together rather hastily to meet the deadline I set and kept forgetting about (lol). I had the audio a while before, but yeah, it was a bit fucked.

I really have no idea how it got through the portal with a 3.38.

[Curse Of th Were-Clock 2]

That reeaaaly sucked,

But all the Iron Maiden was awesome.

RollOnClock responds:

meh

[RG Skit Show1]

Wow...

The day this gets on TV, I stop watching TV altogether.